Apr 29 2009
dear blog,
i knew i'd be bad at this blogging thing. i'm neglectful, busy doing other things and stressing a little and wondering how in the world this head that all hats deem to be small or smaller can possibly hold so much mucus and feel so much bigger than ben's. for real. that big. and blog, you're a little needy. it's not your fault, i know, it's just the way you are. you depend on me for pretty much everything. it's like you can't just exist without me or something. sheesh. so i'm checking in, because i haven't left you and really there are things i've been meaning to tell you, i just haven't had the chance. but i have two more weeks of school, then perhaps there will be more time for you. i'm hoping for many blogs about how awesome sleep is.
we had a lot of fun all weekend with alan and jj staying here for jared and carey's wedding. the wedding and the weather were lovely. ben took tons of pictures and i somehow became the videographer. no doubt that video is gonna look like somebody's drunken, palsied old relative shot it. sorry guys. i'm pretty sure both carey and jared were in the video though, so that has to count for something, right?
cnn is right now telling me there's a 'superhero' in chicago now who calls himself shadowhare. yep. he doesn't look like an idiot at all. wearin a cape like he's never seen a superhero movie or read a comic book. more power to you, shadowhare. i will not mock your name or the fact that you in no way resembled a hare in your silly lil' costume there, because it's a lovely morning and i shall attempt some modicum of positivity.
bleh. i even made myself a lil' sick there. i think that's my cue to go do something productive.
April 29th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
dear megan,
this is your blog speaking. i've borrowed dan to transcribe because it is convenient to me. i'm here for you to use me as you wish, as much or as little as you like. your whim is only for me to accommodate. i'll be waiting here, patiently, until you feel like you have the time to give me, and i'd only like as much as pleases you. i require no food, water, or love, and will be here for you no matter how much you neglect me. i am yours, i am loyal, and i am easy. don't worry your snotty little head over me none. i'll be ready when you are.
so shut the hell up.
April 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
dear dan,
ppllllllllllbbbbbbbtt!
May 1st, 2009 at 1:20 am
would you mind telling my blog the same thing for me, except change the thing about the snot and no sleep to writing a novel and not being allowed on the blog during work. thanks!